Holiday Epiphanies

1. Skiing while hungover is not fun.
2. Male ski instructors are always either hot, cute, nice, cute and nice, or just nice. Never hot and nice. And they are all insane.
3. I can never ever ever become a middle school/lower-high-school teacher. Because the one time I had to ski with 13-14 year olds I nearly stuck my pole up all their asses (MY SKI POLE YOU PERVERT)
4. British Columbia/Whistler/Vancouver is actually the most beautiful place on earth.
5. I'M IN COLLEGE BITCHEZ (this actually only hit me a week ago)
6. I can, as a matter of fact, get senioritis. Major, major senioritis.
7. The Dark Knight is a fucking damn good movie.
8. Canadian beer/icewine is better than any of the shit they serve here
9. I have not done any math homework this entire quarter and it is all going to catch up on me within the next two days. YAAAY
10. The mark of a truly alcohol-driven city is: