BAD: Climate Change

Or more like Blog Action Day: Climate Change.

'Cause, you know, not all climate change is bad. That thing where Earth stopped being a ball of toxic fumes and turned into the lovely little blue-and-green thing it is now was pretty decent.

Anyways.

....Damnit, I really can't be bothered to write this. The main point you should take away from this post: IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW, IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN.

Cameron Diaz does it. Why can't you?

And if you don't, lots of little critters die. And you don't want that. So while it's not easy being green, it'll be harder not to be.

There is a severe logical disconnect somewhere in here. Whatever. It will suffice in guilt tripping myself into being a little more eco-friendly. And a drop in the ocean is still a couple hundred water molecules, so I'm making some sort of change here. Right?

Don't answer.