HORNY

So today in APES class, we were talking about typical American bugs and shit that you would find on a typical piece of rotting fucking wood.

One of them was the long-horned beetle. Of course, no one knows 'the fuck they are, and we tell Mully as much. And she goes...

"Weeeelll... I used to live in Texas. And I was constantly freaked out 'cause the animals there are huge! The spiders are like the size of my hand, and the cockroaches.... ANYWAYS. so one night i was looking out the window and there were these rats. Big huge rats. and they were just kind of staring at me and they wouldn't go away. So I was knockin' on the window and trying to get'em to go away, and then I notice the bush is moving. So I go outside, and look at the bush. And it's the long-horned beetles mating. ALL OF THEM. It was some kind of big long chain gang...bang! And they were all screwing the one in front of them and layin' eggs all over the place and.. yeah. That's what I know about those."

Normal teacher, right? Right?


...I'm still laughing.